Monday, December 22, 2008

Poor Nicodemus*

The area near the copier at my work smells like dead rat. I noticed it this morning. It's probably in the walls. No one else seems to notice, so my plan is this:

Tell no one.
Hold my breath every time I pass the area near the copier.

My reasoning for this plan:
If I tell my boss that it smells like dead rat near the copier, she will freak out and want me to do something about it. (i.e. call someone, look behind the copier for the dead rat).
At all costs, I try to avoid doing anything at work because it is annoying and having to hunt down a dead rat would really throw me over the edge.

*Anyone read Secret of NIMH? Anyone? Anyone?

1 comment:

S said...

Yes Jennie, I have read Mrs Frisbee and the secret of NIMH and i knew exactly what you were talking about from your blog post title.

this, methinks, could be why we're single...

(btw i have a blog, i'll email you an invite to read it since its reaaaaal secrety like...)